Dyin' To Leave

theyarerealtome:

1: Fed all of her friends almost every day for ten years without complaining.

2: Excelled in a traditionally masculine career, (yes, cookery as a profession is generally male-dominated) and in traditionally masculine hobbies (football), without compromising her femininity…

of-castles-and-converses:

telekineticjensen:

Best kid ever.

Finally a kid doesn’t have to be saved!

This was the cutest part of that movie and if you don’t think so you’re wrong.

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

meladoodle:

i love it when people say things like ‘i can’t draw to save my life’ because it makes me  think of someone holding them at gunpoint saying ‘ALRIGHT HERES A PENCIL I WANNA SEE SPONGEBOB IN 45 SECONDS OR UR GONE’

yes and i would fucking die do u know how hard spongebob is to draw melanie

paranoid-anne-droid:

singingwithcagedbirds:

smallhands-bigdreams:

drwholvr:

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever



pilots (◡‿◡✿) 
girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)
girl pilots killing nazis ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

I’m reblogging this again. Always reblogging. Always

This needs to be a movie (starring Kristen Stewart)

Kristen Stewart, Britney Snow, Sophia Bush, and Anna Kendrick

With Eve Myles as the leader of the squadron

paranoid-anne-droid:

singingwithcagedbirds:

smallhands-bigdreams:

drwholvr:

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

pilots (◡‿◡✿) 

girl pilots (◕◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

I’m reblogging this again. Always reblogging. Always

This needs to be a movie (starring Kristen Stewart)

Kristen Stewart, Britney Snow, Sophia Bush, and Anna Kendrick

With Eve Myles as the leader of the squadron