Dyin' To Leave

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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otso-otso:

i cant help but notice that the speed limit is infinity 

liamdryden:

hermionejg:

boundtosoil:

My dash did a thing

HELLO, TUMBLR

ANYTHING OFF THE TROLLEY

liamdryden:

hermionejg:

boundtosoil:

My dash did a thing

HELLO, TUMBLR

ANYTHING OFF THE TROLLEY

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

troyetroyetroye:

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

I’m sitting in basement alone crying at this